This always fucking gets me.
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
"If I was only allowed to wear one item for the rest of my life, it would have to be a pair of underwear. They would have to be tight, maybe some Calvin Kleins. Not total tighty-whities, but like some underwear. And then, I would play basketball in them. I could walk around in them, I’d be comfortable. I could go swimming in them. If it was allowed, I’d be totally comfortable walking on the streets in underwear." - Ansel Elgort for GQ Magazine
true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds
if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them